Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”. In the morning Tom calls to his boss: – Good morning, boss, unfortunately, I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs. Dirty Jokes #101 - 90. Dirty Jokes 101. What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me come in there! 100. What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit 99. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. 98. What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum. 97. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?. Dirty Old Man Joke #536. An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. Usually when people tell dirty jokes they aren’t funny – or at least I don’t find them to be. Dirty knock knock jokes tend to be stupid so here are a few funny dirty jokes and memes that are actually worth laughing at. Disclaimer: these are actually pretty inappropriate; I wouldn’t advise telling these jokes at a cocktail party or. 34. Sometimes, one-liners and short Q&A jokes are not enough. In such situations, here are the best longer dark jokes you can tell: ... 41 Hilarious Dirty Jokes to Laugh Your Heart Out (NSFW) ... 31 Best Horse Jokes : Funniest Picks ( Horse Puns Included!) Your Turn. Now, as always, we would love nothing more but to hear from you:. 69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes) Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults. Santa Clause makes an appearance in some, your wife is in others.